Order Your Ultrabeam Laser Now!

Published on December 26, 2016 by Charlie Boatner.

I got this in my e-mail...

MAXIMUM LEGAL WATTAGE SURVIVAL LASER!

When Disaster Strikes, There's Only One Plan -- SURVIVAL!
Safer Than A Gun. More Powerful Than Mace.
Ultrabeam Tactical Laser Can:

Light a Match
Blind an Attacker
Send a Help Signal Over 2 Miles
Test Water Purity Instantly

Over 30,000 units have been sold already this month. Supplies are limited. Order today to receive a FREE waterproof case.
Protect Yourself and Your Loved Ones. Makes a Great Gift!

How did they KNOW that's what I wanted?